A medieval baker with his apprentice. The Bodleian Library, Oxford.

Editors Don’t Give A Fuck About You

Dear Publication: You aren’t the New York Times (and you never will be).

There’s a plague running rampant across Medium. The plague was created by the King and is run by the Lords of his land. The Lords of this land eat from the dirtied palms of those kept in a perpetual state of serfdom; forever submitting their hard work to their Lord sat atop a carefully trimmed steed, who callously rejects the…