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Dear Indian Food: Stop being so delicious

I feel like you’re trying to make me fat.

It’s a pretty well-known secret of mine that I love Indian food. Biryani? Oh yeah. Rogan josh? Mmm, that’s the good stuff. Dosa? Ooo, get in me. Chaat? Yep, I’ll eat an entire pound of it. This white boy has little-to-no control when it comes to Indian cuisine. The best food, the best textures, the best spices, all of it comes together for a…